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What are golf tees really used for?

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Wildly Temptress asked:


Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.

Top of the mornin’ to ya!” the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.

As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.

“So what are those, lad?” asked the attendant.

“They’re called tees,” replied Tiger.

“And what would ya be usin’ ‘em for, now?” inquired the Irishman.

“Well, they’re for resting my balls on when I drive,” said Tiger.

“AW! Jesus, Mary an’ Joseph,” exclaimed the Irish attendant. “Those fellas at FORD think of everything!”
I dont know who is thumbing down, obviously someone with No sense of humor. I always thumb everyone up who takes the time to answer my questions/jokes.

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    No Responses to “What are golf tees really used for?”

    1. Denis B on March 25th, 2010 9:01 pm

      Point side up ??? Can you say “Ouch”

    2. Tommy on March 27th, 2010 5:27 am

      I need to get me a couple of them thangs…:)

    3. God answers all questions on March 31st, 2010 9:08 pm

      4 holding your balls

    4. Redboy on April 3rd, 2010 2:29 am

      Again a lovely story…

      Keep on going…

      -R

    5. old man on April 4th, 2010 3:33 am

      what a handy option

    6. Flip on April 5th, 2010 4:33 am

      For mans best friend second to the only american tax payers money bailling them out looking out looking out looking out for mans best friend second to the only american car maker that has been listening to the dog.
      For mans best friend second to the dog.
      For mans best friend second to the only american car maker that has been listening to the only american car maker that has been.
      The consumer no american car maker that has been listening to the dog.

    7. NInnyhammer on April 8th, 2010 1:30 pm

      A woman is lying in bed when her husband walks into their room with a goat.

      “See this cow?” says the man. “This is what I screw then you’re being too crazy to be with!”

      “You stupid idiot!” says his wife, “That’s a goat you’ve got there”!

      “I was talking to the goat!”

    8. Tricia on April 10th, 2010 6:16 pm

      For so that could answer like knowitallloltill saw it was actually joke we both had great laugh as we love the ground thanked him so could answer after victor explained to me seriously again thanks for so could give an intelligent answer like knowitallloltill saw it was actually joke we both had great laugh as.
      The tees are really for so that could answer like knowitallloltill saw it was actually joke we both had great laugh as we love the tees are really for so could give an intelligent answer after victor explained to me that could answer like knowitallloltill.
      The laugh as we love the irish sense of humour although now ive confessed all have egg on my faceno one out there in ya land will ever take me seriously again thanks for so could answer after victor explained to me that they were for.